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[5] Zelda-centric

Dead comm is dead (or is it suck author is suck?) but we will not give up! This time around is a collection of drabbles featuring that wonderful princess we all know and love: Zelda.

Author: ryutsuki
Timeline: Twilight Princess
Characters: Zelda & Ganondorf
Disclaimer: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is property of Nintendo and co.

"I don't know how to say this," he began, "but I think you're the most beautiful woman on earth."

"I know," she said.

Ganondorf smirked. "Well, since you know, shall we get on with business?"

"You're a pig," Zelda retorted.

"I can show you that, as well."

"You won't be showing me anything tonight, I can assure you that."

"Such a cold bitch!"

"EXCUSE ME? WHAT did you say to me?"

Ganondorf only smirked. "So frigid with razor-sharp beauty and an equal's refreshing to see you with a bit of color on your cheeks."

"Oh fuck you."

"Hardly ladylike."

"Fuck you again."

"I'll bend over when you show me what's inside."

"Inside what?"

"You, of course."

Then she splashed her drink on him and left with the nearest barfly in tow.

Author: ryutsuki
Timeline: Ocarina of Time
Characters: Zelda & Malon
Disclaimer: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is property of Nintendo and co.

"I love you."

"I don't."

Their previous exchange last night replayed itself over and over in her head to the point where she could think of nothing else. Honestly, was Malon that callous and dense? Did she not realize that when someone tells you they love tell them you love them, too? Even if it's just a lie so their heart doesn't just shatter into a million little pieces on the floor...

Much like the wine glass at her feet.

Zelda sank down to her knees and cradled her head in her hands, wondering what had happened. They had been so happy together! She thought this was it, that they actually had something special...

She was going to send Malon a letter, Zelda decided (for she knew she would break into tears if they met in person), demanding -- no, not demanding! Too about inquiring -- as to the reasons why she didn't love her back...

And so she spent the rest of the day and the night after writing furiously.

In the end, though, she just threw the letter in the fire, swearing off love, and in general just feeling awful until the next pair of silken legs came along.

Author: ryutsuki
Timeline: Ocarina of Time
Characters: Zelda & Ruto
Disclaimer: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is property of Nintendo and co.

"Don't get your panties in a twist," Ruto sighed dramatically, thinking perhaps that she was original. "It was only a kiss."

"Nothing is ever JUST a kiss," Zelda spat back, her cheeks and ears tinged with the same shade of red as her lipstick.

This particular color-coordination did not go unnoticed by Ruto as she smiled rather hintingly.

"And strike that Cheshire grin from your face!"

"Can't order me around, Princess," Ruto replied almost lazily as she threw herself backwards onto Zelda's bed. "We are but the same rank."

Immediately Zelda was beginning to feel that inviting Ruto in to see the latest fashion from Calatia was a bad idea.

"Besides, what else was I supposed to think? You invited me into your room, after all."

The Hylian Princess sighed, "Well normal people do that as a sign of trust and friendship."

The 'Cheshire grin' continued. "Ah, but Princess, you forget. We are anything but normal."

Author: ryutsuki
Timeline: None, really.
Characters: Zelda & Link
Disclaimer: The Legend of Zelda series is property of Nintendo and co.

She calls to him from her ivory tower, and immediately he is there to greet her."Rapunzel, Rapunzel," he jests, "let down your hair!" And she lets her hair fall from the tight bun she puts it in, though it is not nearly as long as in legend.

He doesn't mind, though, and rushes through the tower to meet her in her casual glory - an unusual sight for the normally formal Princess (and this includes her hair).

They embrace when he comes and make love soon after, and it is only then that the ivory tower inverts and he falls to the ground.

He calls again. "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!" And in response she only puts it back up. Once more they become the Hylian Princess and Hero that their people know them as, as legendary as Rapunzel and her dashing rescuer in their own right.

They continue on with their roles in destiny in legend, but the Princess of lore continues to wait in her ivory tower for her dashing Hero to stop by once more so he can flip the tower and do it all over again.

Author: ryutsuki
Timeline: Ocarina of Time
Characters: Zelda & Link
Disclaimer: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is property of Nintendo and co.

Zelda sat naked at the edge of her own bed, toying with the fabric of her rich curtains, and Link laid beside her, staring up to the ceiling at the Goddesses knew what since there was nothing of interest up there.

She kind of wanted him gone and had the feeling that he wanted to be gone, too, but at this point it was a matter of will and dignity. 'It's okay' she wanted to say 'this happens to every guy', but the truth was she didn't really care. His malfunctioning penis wasn't what she wanted anyway - nor his malfunctioning heart.

But as a Princess she had to pretend to want the things she didn't.

Link's own thoughts and feelings about her weren't difficult to discern; they were only attempting this for their own people who wanted so badly for the Princess and Her Hero to end up in a fairytale romance so they'd have something to occupy their lives with as they struggled to move on.

It wasn't her he wanted, she knew, but rather something he thought she once was...but not her. Never HER. Though Zelda knew that Link, forcibly wrapping himself in his duty as a husband and hopeful father, would never admit this.

He'd never admit to being just as queer as she was, and Zelda was just barely beginning to admit this to herself.
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